"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."

- And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia, via healthylilian)

collegeanxiety:

goodcritic:

allonsytentoo:

YES YES AND YES!!!

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW AMAZING IT WOULD BE TO BE ABLE TO READ THREE BOOKS AT ONCE

(Source: iamnevertheone, via fit-and-furious)

Food. The greatest motivator.

Food. The greatest motivator.

(Source: quincyrunner, via integri-tea)

veganchesley:

wow. perfect analogy.

veganchesley:

wow. perfect analogy.

(Source: thlnkdifferent)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via bangtan-jungkookie)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via thecutestnightmare)

me: no one ever texts me

*gets a text*

me: wtf do you want

floozys:

why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity 

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

(Source: crrabs, via lemmecatertoyou)

silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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