silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

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shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

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lcfoolie:

Look at this guy. IN CLASS.

I’ve obviously been doing something wrong. 

lcfoolie:

Look at this guy. IN CLASS.

I’ve obviously been doing something wrong. 

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ME TRYING TO TRAIN MYSELF TO FUNCTION ON WAY LESS SLEEP THAN IM USED TO

whatshouldwecallbeingamedstudent:

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pastel-ribbons-and-bows:

Boys who text you puns about how cute you are must be protected at all costs.

surprises:

how to get over a crush

  • imagine them in a fedora
  • ur welcome

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Watching American Hustle Life has me in a permanent cringe fetal position.

simplylaugh:

Oh babies. 

every week. It’s like the sun. It burns but you can’t look away.